My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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