Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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