The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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