it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
