I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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