Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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