can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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