i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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