Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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