I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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