love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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