Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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