remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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