I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I am one with the molecules
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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