I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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