Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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