i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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