I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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