Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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