Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
