belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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