32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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