My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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