I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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