New invention idea: vibrating tampons
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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