My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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