She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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