I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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