pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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