I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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