The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
actually, I'm a sock model
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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