Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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