S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Enjoy the penises
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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