at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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