i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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