I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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