do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
