I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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