Whod you bang
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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