Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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