i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
