I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
The ass gains better be worth it
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