My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
