I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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