I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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