The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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