Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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