Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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