I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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