Whoa Z and x make the same sound
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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