you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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