I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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