i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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