Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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