So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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