it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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